SEVEN DEADLY SINS
1. Who did you last get angry with? daddy.
2. What is your weapon of choice? a shoe.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? definitely.
4. How about of the same sex? if they pissed me off.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? samuel. no one else gets really angry with me.
6. What is your pet peeve? hm. i dont know.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i hold grudges until forever.
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? homework.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 4.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: amanda.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i dunno.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? probably.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? yesterday. a exercised a little this morning, but not a whole lot.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? none. i dont use an alarm clock.
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? i dont really drink overpriced things...?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?/Vegetarians: Vegan or no? white meat, if i have to.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? not a whole lot.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? well...duh. i think everyone knows i do.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? sweets.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? no!
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? um, four.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? oh geez. well...four people because of sexual things. plus...a lot of other people.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? yup.
4. Have you "done it"? yes i have.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? girls: tummies, hips, boobies. bois: arms, nipples, eyes.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? STDs: once; pregnancy: twice myself, twice at planned parenthood.
1. How many credit cards do you own? none.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? hot topic. yes, im a trendy whore.
3. If you had one million dollars, what would you do with it? buy a house, and some hamsters, and lots of clothes and shoes and accessories. and decorate my house in pink and glitter and animal print.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? i dont know. i dont really want either. well, to a degree, i want both. but theyre not important.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? of course.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? um. a lot.
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? um, i lost eight pounds in two weeks?
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? i got a 72 in math last quarter! they were proud.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? i want to get married. thats really the only thing i really want.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? i dont enter contests.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? i think everyone has.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? i exercised even though my ass hurts.
1. What item (or person) of your friends' would you most want to have for your own? um. i dont know. im pretty happy with what i have.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? amanda.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? no one. i like being me. even though it sucks sometimes.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? i hope not.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yes.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? i dont know.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no, its dumb.
What is your favorite deadly sin? lust.
SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES
1. What religion do you follow? kristenism. <3 religions are dumb.
2. What religion were you raised as? none. my parents knew better than that.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? uh, human.
4. Do you believe in magic? i dont know. not really.
5. What was the last promise you broke? that i would call same everyday. :x but i did yesterday! shut up, samuel.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? i went to church once when i was six. and grandma made me say stuff, and...it was stupid.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no one is perfect.
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? no, but im happy with what i got.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? getting married. and being a porn star. lol. :x
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? all the time.
4. Do you believe in fate? actually, yeah. i kind of do. even though it contradicts everything i believe in.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? no.
6. Do you gamble? no.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then went ahead and did it anyway? yeah.
1. What causes do you support? anything relating to animals, homosexuals, cancer, AIDS, things like that.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? um, none. my money and time belong to me. sorry.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? no.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? no. id get dirty.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? no. again, my money is my money. once i take care of my own financial needs, ill consider helping other people.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? no. but i would if it was really important.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? verbal advice. comfort. stuff like that.
1. What are you most afraid of? not being loved.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? um...brave? me? yeah right.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? me. because i rawk.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? probably not. unless the someone was my child. or something.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? brains.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when? i never have. because i would never, ever be in a play.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? a little of both.
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? no. im 16.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? uh, id definitely find a way out. like, uh...i like to have sex with girls. and would they really want me? im a weakling.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? no.
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? no. hes an idiot.
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? ...hm?
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no. why would i waste my time? they wouldnt care.
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? FOOD.
2. Do you collect anything? clothes, shoes, make up, hair stuff, jewelry. things of that nature.
3. Are you addicted to anything? sex, food, other things that wont be mentioned.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: eaten.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? very much so.
1. Who is the wisest person you know? um. everyone i know is dumb. :p not really, but i wouldnt consider anyone wiser than another.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? no.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? sometimes.
4. What area are you wisest in? sexual things. <3
5. Do you drive defensively? i dont drive. thats scary.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? many times.
7. What did you learn today? that justin envies my shoes. <3
What is your favorite heavenly virtue? none. heavenly virtues suck my arse.
that was dumb. sorry.